Ned Morehead. Storyline Edit. Add content advisory. Did you know Edit. Trivia One of several porn films featuring Traci Lords in , though she was underaged at It was rumored she made other movies before that year which were never distributed.
Every one of her films made during her porn career have been banned. Limited releases of those films are sometimes found, provided her scenes have been edited out. Alternate versions When revelations about Traci Lords ' age became known, Dreamland withdrew the movie.
Rather than being stuck with a title they couldn't make money on, they decided to go back and re-edit the movie. All of her scenes were either edited or replaced with footage with a much older actress, Lisa De Leeuw , playing Traci's role. Unfortunately, the original movie was shot on film, and all the replacement scenes were shot on videotape, making the glaring differences all the more obvious. Connections Edited into Tales of Taija Rae User reviews 9 Review. Top review.
Traci Lords makes a "Splash". Traci Lords is a mermaid, who apparently not having male mermaids how the hell do they procreate the species anyway decides to go among the land of the humans for some fun, in this porn takeoff on "Splash". She spies two people going at it, Jack the star of most of the films in the "Talk dirty to Me" series and Rikki Blake, and naturally is enthralled.
She falls for Jack of course. But her limited vocabulary and no one believing Jack when he says she's a mermaid is the source of "humor"It's not really funny, just annoying. This is the most sought after of the films in the series by porn fans, because of the rarity of the original picture after Ms. Lords outed herself as underage. My Porn Grade: B. Details Edit. Release date November United States. United States. Malibu, California, USA. Technical specs Edit.
Runtime 1 hour 15 minutes. The first, directed by Anthony Spinelli, is considered a classic. The second is a seriously good effort, too. This installment, which turned Ron Howard's "Splash" premise into a porn premise, is reasonably well made for porn and does boast a killer cast -- most notably Traci Lords, Ginger Lynn and the super-cute Rikki Blake. John Leslie, who starred in the previous installments, stars in this episode also, as does the infamous Jamie Gillis and newbie actor at the time Tom Byron.
Missing was veteran of the previous flicks Richard Pacheo. By today's jaded standards, the sex in TDTM3 is fairly tame and not at all mean-spirited or overly graphic. The film is certainly X-rated, but it has an innocence to it that suited the source material it was borrowing.
Avoid the non-Traci version at all costs. Director Ned Morhead also made the sleazy "Desperate Women". Traci plays a mermaid who seeks shelter in a nudist camp where she falls in love with John Leslie after watching his adventures with a very hot activity director, Rikki Blake. I have little to add to other reviews except Leslie's seduction of Rikki will steam up your memory for quite a long time.
Leslie cannot convince most of the others he has seen a mermaid, so he returns to Traci for quite a passionate love scene. Amber Lynn plays a biologist Leslie goes to for advice where she strip teases him without slowing the pace too much of a fairly exciting scene.
Leslie died recently. He was much well loved or liked by his leads in contrast to the leering scoundrel tough guy portrayed on film. This features Traci as a mermaid who runs into Leslie and learns to talk dirty to add to the sexual passion. This has since been re-released with the 16 year old Traci removed and replaced with another actress. But it was done very badly, with Leslie recreating the scenes obviously older then when he originally did them , and the replacement were obviously done on video where the original was done on film.
The original I rate highly, the re-release I rate poorly. There's nothing like the original,don't hesitate to believe that the re-edited version just didn't cut it. The downside to this movie is that most of John Leslie's scenes are too short. That's relative though. Leslie has scenes with Rikki Blake and Traci Lords. The movie was a production of the times. Back in the early 80's adult film makers was generous to something called dialogue and plot.
Its like they wanted to make to justice in ripping off Hollywood. The cast is talented and shows damn good acting! Marc Wallice and Peter North makes cameos.
John Leslie jack and his friend Marty jamie Gillis share humorous wiseass moments. Even Traci Lords back then looks appropriate in her role as a sweet innocent lonely mermaid looking for love. With her girlish voice, pasted down wet hair, she desires Leslie's character,Jack, whom she first saw at the nudist camp. She got caught before she lost her fires.
She was never that innocent, getting acting experience before may Traci's at her most cutest saying stuff like "hot throbbing Dick" and "I want you to come all over my face" without knowing what they meant.
Talk dirty to me. The camp instructor Rikki Blake , warms up to Jack, and the mermaid wants her piece.
Tommy tells Linda and the two hit the bed. Jack shows up the next day, but Tommy points him to someone else. That person was 'dick' the mermaid. She resumes coming onto jack until he mistakenly knocks her in the pool and she has fins for legs.
She looks normal once she comes back out. Jack quickly got out of dodge. Maybe he's seeing stuff. He goes to see a scientist,Dr. Spangler, Amber Lynn for business, that's after they screw. Traci followed Jack and overhears. So did Fast Eddie, the fast talking salesman who believes Jack. Tom tells Sylvia and Marty he knew about the plan, and pisses his evil Stepmother off. He leaves and Sylvia kicks out. They end up at Linda's house and Jack apologized. Marty gets a 'tour' with Therese and Chrissie in a great triplet scene.
The final nail in his and Slyvia's marriage is finding her with Mr. Cunninglus, as he calls him. Jack backs out of the deal with Fast Eddie and finds the Mermaid to warn. She upset with him though, he's been ignoring her.
They make up by getting physical and escapes from Eddie in the water. They come up on the other side for a surprise. Marty hooks up with his own Mermaid and Tommy's Linda is a mermaid. Talk Dirty To Me 3 Ahhh.
Harken back to the days of 70's porn. Where men were studs and women never shaved. Our story begins at a country club. A mermaid, yes, a mermaid , decides it's time for a man in her life. Enter two men who are strictly there for the view.
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